sherlocks-loki: shmeeshed: clevergenius: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAAHHA JK yea im a dude of course i play fucking video games HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG THAT IS *NOT* WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
heyitspj: scuzzmutt: what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs they are trained to be the very breast
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
faineemae: i wonder what marketing for penile cancer would look like? “I LOVE PENIS” “SAVE THE PENISES” “SAVE SEX” and if women wore some of their shirts or bracelets, they would be seen as whores or sluts or asking for it, maybe even resulting in rape, but when men wear “save the boobies” or “save second base” shirts, they are applauded for caring about a human being by yet again...
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leaping-lotus: writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written…